I despise eggs in all forms (except, for some random reason, my neighbor’s quiche), but, damn, yeah, this article makes me want a frittata.

I’m just annoyed they didn’t include Sasquatch in the group while they were at it.

I’m not sure I actually even voted in that bracket because I’m burned out on zombies but didn’t really give a damn about the other option.

I’m bummed the pizza place here in town that offered edible glitter as a topping closed down. I heard it was legitimately good pizza (never tried it because I live a block from another great pizza place), but there was some sort of blowout with the club it was housed in, so the pizza place closed. And redirected its…

Nothing involving processed “cheese” can be called food. Ever.

Completely coincidentally, I listened to this two-and-a-half-year-old episode of my newest favorite podcast just yesterday:

He once adopted a black kitten (that some dude found in an alley) who he was told he didn’t want because the cat would never love anyone (he wanted the kitten *because* he was told the kitten was a jerk), let his son name her Eye in the Dark, and then became your standard-issue cat dude. This is quite frankly all I…

My mind went in a very different direction: hospitals. Where I live, the biggest HMO is Kaiser. I think both of my nephews were born in a Kaiser facility. So other names in that theme could be Memorial, General, or Good Samaritan.

(WTF, quadruple post? My connectiom is being more of a jerk than I thought)

I’m on a true crime kick right now. I’ve been listening to Liar City for a few weeks, and for some reason, I’m binging it this weekend. It just looks at things involving famous lies (Milli Vanilli, Andy Kaufman, Rosie Ruiz) and people accused of lying but who didn’t actually lie (Lindy Chamberlain), and they have an…

I’m on a true crime kick right now. I’ve been listening to Liar City for a few weeks, and for some reason, I’m binging it this weekend. It just looks at things involving famous lies (Milli Vanilli, Andy Kaufman, Rosie Ruiz) and people accused of lying but who didn’t actually lie (Lindy Chamberlain), and they have an…

I’m on a true crime kick right now. I’ve been listening to Liar City for a few weeks, and for some reason, I’m binging it this weekend. It just looks at things involving famous lies (Milli Vanilli, Andy Kaufman, Rosie Ruiz) and people accused of lying but who didn’t actually lie (Lindy Chamberlain), and they have an…

I’m on a true crime kick right now. I’ve been listening to Liar City for a few weeks, and for some reason, I’m binging it this weekend. It just looks at things involving famous lies (Milli Vanilli, Andy Kaufman, Rosie Ruiz) and people accused of lying but who didn’t actually lie (Lindy Chamberlain), and they have an…

Holy shit, those highlighter duos. I didn’t think I would want anything from here since I already have a massive makeup collection and spend most of my Sephora time turning my nose up at things, but I want alllllll of those duos. They would be fantastic for days you just want a hint of color and sparkle on your eyes.

Here, allow me to translate the bit about illegal aliens and the Catholic Church: Mexicans are all Catholic! Therefore, the Catholic Church is filled with nothing but illegal aliens!

I’m also not replying to the douche because douche. I’m also in favor of kids getting used to the idea that they deserve food. But to build on this: I do not buy into the notion that giving kids free lunch will make them think they are entitled to free food. I *do* buy into the notion that kids will end up associating…

And then there’s this little beauty, possibly my favorite Gondry music video and filmed all in one take (okay, so it’s black and white, but OH MY GOD THE STAGING IS BREATHTAKING):

I’m hoping that the kid discovers JD Salinger at an early age. I mean the part where Salinger became a recluse.

That bullshit phrase I refuse to repeat always makes me think of a crow. Those fuckers can only say one thing, and they never, ever shut up. Also, all they do is sit on phone lines and shit *everywhere*.

Holy hell, this trailer made me *tingly* all the way down to my toes. The only thing that is pulling me back from CANNOT WAIT is the knowledge I need to finish my S1/S2 rewatch (about a quarter of the way through!) to sort through my thoughts and theories before S3 starts.