halfpastdrunkoclock
Halfpastdrunkoclock
halfpastdrunkoclock

I spend all day in front of a computer, and I used to skip the glare coating until I had extra money that had to be spent on health stuff. I got so many fewer headaches with the coating that I just can’t skip it anymore. And sunglasses are a must for me even on overcast days because sun triggers scintillating

I’m so nearsighted that opticians will not make big glasses in my prescription because they will be super thick at the edges, even with ultralight/high index/whatever they’re called nowadays. And they won’t make me wraparound sunglasses because of this weird fishbowl effect that apparently makes you puke-level dizzy.

I regularly cut potatoes into cubes, toss with olive oil, salt, and bake, but I’ve had a hard time getting them cooked just right. I’ll have to give the par-cook-in-the-microwave thing a shot!

Libel! Unlike the slime monster family, Magikarps can evolve!

Unfortunately, my entire neighborhood sounds like a war zone on the 4th. There is no such thing as a quiet place. I’m taking both kitties to the vet next week for their annual checkup (a couple of months late because scheduling is a nightmare), and I’m going to see if the vet has any suggestions for this situation,

Aargh, I ordered a Glam Tech magnetic palette a little more than three weeks ago. They have a 1-2 week turnaround time listed. Great! It turns out they’re pulling the trick of printing out the label within a couple of days of their TAT deadline and then not shipping it. I’ve been looking at unchanging tracking for a

Ooh, thank you! I’ve added it to my Amazon cart. I had no idea it existed.

Oh, I feel sad for you to not have been raised on it!

My aunt is convinced Ed came from a feral kitten colony, and he’s got some other issues as well, so I think his brain is just permanently wired on high alert. I’ve got to figure out a way to get tranquilizers into him for the 4th of July because he does *not* deal well with fireworks, but he turns into a ball of teeth

I’ve been on a weird Abbey Road kick this week. It was one of my mom’s favorite albums (if not her absolute favorite), so I heard it a *lot* and had every single note and word memorized before I even hit high school.

My original plan for today was to watch The Keepers. The whole thing all at once, since I had heard it’s one of those shows that you just want to keep watching once you start. I even started it last night thinking that I would wrap it up today. But then I got up and decided to go see It Comes at Night, and, whoo boy,

I don’t understand why the fuck a media company would mess up their mobile access like this! Probably 80% of my internet time is on my phone, so if a site is hard for me to use on my phone, it’s useless to me.

HATE. I don’t have a way to post photos from my phone now. Total bullshit. The editing buttons are just gone, even if I turn my phone horizontally and hit the Aa thing that activates the editing menu on my iPad.

Ed is only afraid of one thing: EVERYTHING IN THE ENTIRE WORLD. I would post a photo, but, WTF, Kinja, I don’t seem to have a way to add one.

“I’m beginning to wonder if immigration agents actually get off on these horrific headlines.”

Nope. As I stated in another thread, the only redeeming feature of that movie was watching him fail and die over and over. I did watch it (on HBO) because I heard over and over that it was great even though he was in it, but his presence in it absolutely torpedoed it for me.

Holy hell, that forget-to-breathe thing is no joke with this movie. I just walked out of the theatre and am currently sitting in my car trying to collect myself before getting on the road with other cars. This is a movie that’s going to stick with me for a while. I think the last time I was rocked this hard by a movie

Same. I’ve never understood his appeal. I posted yesterday about a friend who keeps trying to get me to see his movies. HELL NO. On top of his batshit Scientology activity (and I don’t think she quite understands how strongly I feel about that), his movies are shitty and highly overrated. He only does HAI I AM A MOVIE

Depositions from the civil suit in 2005 and 2006.

Oh, Ewan, same. If I ever find a time machine, we can go back to 1996 Seattle when I was in my first all-by-myself apartment a few blocks from the Space Needle (stunning location, so I loved it, but a shithole of an apartment, so my friends were relieved when I moved), and you can pick where and when we go in