I cried harder at the end of the movie when (spoiler) he essentially steals a pit bull from a kill shelter who was going to be put down the next day. At least that’s how I read the scene. He spent the movie getting revenge for his puppy, *and* he wrapped everything up with saving another doggie.

Also for having a good enough sense of humor about himself to voice a kitten named after him in a movie named after the kitten! That was an absolutely delightful surprise.

In all seriousness, Portland’s weather has been absolutely shitastic this winter. Historically for as long as I can remember (I grew up here, although I did live in Seattle for a while for/after college), we get, like, two inches of snow a year over four days. So far since the beginning of December, we’ve had four…

In all seriousness, Portland’s weather has been absolutely shitastic this winter. Historically for as long as I can remember (I grew up here, although I did live in Seattle for a while for/after college), we get, like, two inches of snow a year over four days. So far since the beginning of December, we’ve had four…

Even when I’m on vacation for a solid week just hanging around my apartment not doing a damned thing, I *still* watch less tv than this fuckwit.

Over/under on American Krystallnacht by Easter? Hell, by the end of February?

I have a cousin who has said something to the effect of “why are you mad that he’s actually doing what he said he was going to do?” This cousin is in Texas, so I really, really hope that he’s talking about the people there who voted for the Joker and are now upset that he’s keeping campaign promises, not people like…

I’m starting to get to the point where I don’t want to hear anything out of any member of Congress unless it involves the words “filibuster” or “we have filed these articles of impeachment.”

You’re wondering how a woman who has released not one but *two* surprise albums with fully-completed video collections/films at the same time as the corresponding albums managed to keep a mere pregnancy under wraps?

Yup. I just wrote a longer comment elsewhere that can be boiled down to: He thinks he’s the star of the reality show. The GOP is framing him as the *villain* of the show, and we all know how the villain’s storyline goes: front and center as long as they’re giving viewers someone to hate until it starts damaging the…

“TBH right now “favor(ing) state power over federal power” sounds extra tasty crispy.”

Yup. And given where I grew up, that still made sense.

There was a Spanish-language mass in Portland that was crashed by a group of so-called street preachers in the mold of Westboro Baptist a day or two ago, and one of my coworkers is a minister at another local multiracial nondenominational church that is freaking out about threats they’re getting and having meetings…

Don’t worry. He’s not announcing it on a network. He’s doing it on Facebook Live. I am not joking. (I started to say that “this is not a joke,” but then I reassessed that phrasing.)

And I just saw something come across one of my news feeds that this motherfucker is announcing it ON FACEBOOK LIVE.

I honestly can’t think of a movie I have less interest in seeing. If it had been a horror movie or a thriller examining the differences in how the various classes handed the situation with a focus on how the crew were the ones who survived over the ones with all of the money who could normally buy their way out of any…

This one. My movie tastes run more towards seventeen-year-old guy, but I’m a forty-five-year-old woman. My most-anticipated movies of February are John Wick: Chapter 2 and Get Out.

45-year-old woman here! Whoo! I may fit the demographic as far as age and gender go, but everyone who actually knows me is well aware that it is pretty much the antithesis of anything I would ever watch. Also the 50 Shades series. No. Never.

Nothing interesting. In the ‘90s, he was a timber cutter who would work in Southeast Asia or South America for weeks to months at a time with little to no contact with her because he was in the middle of the jungle. He had been a timber cutter since the early ‘70s (and his dad and his brothers were all timber cutters,…

And he just fired her. So there’s that.