Aww, I had a sink-drinker, too! It started because I lived in an apartment with a dripping faucet (because there were ROCKS in the pipes that would prevent me from being able to turn it completely off), and it lasted for years even after I moved twice. I would have to leave a faucet dripping for him or he wouldn’t…

I had a kitty who was like that, except Her Song was Debaser by the Pixies, and Her Line was “girlie so groovy, I want you to know!” Which I realize makes no sense, but neither did she.

(I have no clue how this double-posted. I will note that I am very drunk at the moment, though.)

You mean “Mister Batshit” isn’t funny enough? ;)

What happens if you’re *owed* money and don’t file? I’m struggling with this because I’m in that position. They already have more of my money than they should.

One of my kitties absolutely refuses to sit on my lap. He will only sit on my boobs. There is no negotiation

One of my kitties absolutely refuses to sit on my lap. He will only sit on my boobs. There is no negotiation.

I don’t do pins, but I wish they had a level that was a bundle of multiple stickers. I have several coworkers who I’m pretty sure would love to have that as a bumper sticker. I personally would love to get a bunch to put on my journals/daily planners.

OMG, I thought that I was the only one who felt it was cathartic. There’s another username (maybe the same person) that I was flagging like crazy. noroomhere, maybe? It was seven shots of booze ago, so I don’t remember for sure.

Fuck. I’m drunk, but voting now for Carson in fear of what could come instead of him is making a terrifying amount of sense right now

Here’s the Reverend’s most famous and relevant quote, which is the one that keeps running through my head and one that I absolutely guarantee you will start popping up more and more as this expands and descends into a full-blown crisis:

Are you familiar with Reverend Niemoller? Because that’s what I get sick about. First they come for the incoming refugees fleeing their home countries. Then they come for established immigrants. Then they come for naturalized citizens. Eventually, they will come up with reasons to deport people whose families have…

Yeah, we actually have a very large Asian community in general (even our suburbs: Beaverton in particular also has a significant Asian population). I’m just a couple of blocks off one of the most major thoroughfares in the city, and I’m within a couple of miles of two large pan-Asian grocery stores (including one…

Also scientists. OH HAI I FOUND THE PROBLEM.

I would throw “what the fuck” in there. Multiple times.

I’m in the Portlandia Free Zone, so I’m surrounded by like-minded people, which *really* helps my mental state. I don’t have to sit here and seethe when my coworkers sitting right next to me rave about the new administration (as was the case during 2001-2008) because they’re just as pissed about everything as I am.…

Yay! I’m having to limit my political/news podcasts to three a day (instead of all day as has been the case for years) right now because RAGE, but I’ll fit this one into my mix once it’s there.

Fuck yeah! It’s awesome to see a forty-five-year-old woman do something like this (not being snarky here. I’m the same age as her, and I love it when women in our age group pull off amazing things like this). She’s also working on a documentary. Cannot wait to see that.

I’m going to repeat my plea: Put this on Stitcher, please!

I absolutely agree that was their plan, but I don’t think they had any fucking idea what batshit things he would do once in office. They’re now trying to control a volcano during an earthquake.