halfpastdrunkoclock
Halfpastdrunkoclock
halfpastdrunkoclock

Fuck yeah! It’s awesome to see a forty-five-year-old woman do something like this (not being snarky here. I’m the same age as her, and I love it when women in our age group pull off amazing things like this). She’s also working on a documentary. Cannot wait to see that.

I’m going to repeat my plea: Put this on Stitcher, please!

I absolutely agree that was their plan, but I don’t think they had any fucking idea what batshit things he would do once in office. They’re now trying to control a volcano during an earthquake.

It’s Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner meets The Stepford Wives (the original one, not the shitty remake with Bette Midler). The Stepford Wives was horror, so I don’t even bother mentioning horror when I try to explain this movie since that would be redundant.

I only half-skimmed this article out of fear of spoilers (it’s on my media blackout list because of this. I cannot express how excited I am for it), but I have to share this: A friend was watching the latest extended theatrical trailer with her lip curled and head shaking “no” for the first half of it because she

And also everyone who kept saying “but he’ll pivot and become more moderate after the election!” Fuck all of them in a firey hell.

Upon further reflection on Shia, I realized that my first thought when I first heard about it was “I wonder how long it will take for a Nazi to attack someone in front of the camera since that’s the world we live in now.” I’m extremely amused to find out that the Nazi was the one being attacked and doubly entertained

Fingers crossed for the latter!

Y’know what? At this point, I’m actually looking forward to that.

I somehow ended up registered in two different counties in the *same state* when I was in college. I went through the correct process to update my license to my new address, and I still received ballots and jury summonses at the old address I hadn’t lived at in several years even though I was on the voter rolls in my

Well, Hugo Boss *is* still around.

Beaverton (a suburb of Portland, and also where Nike lives) basically shrugged and said something to the effect of “well, they mainly just give us money for helping sexual assault victims, and they’re cutting that anyway, so there’s no reason for us to capitulate since we wouldn’t be getting the money no matter what.”

Fucking hell. This is either the best or worst week to start watching The Man in the High Castle. (I read the book years ago and loved it, but I’ve forgotten everything about it except the basic premise.) And now I’m debating rereading Fatherland, the book written after years of meticulous research into the

I love it, but that’s in large part because I still have no idea who the fuck he is aside from recognizing his name. It’s kind of like if my great-grandfather who died before I was born had been in a blood war with Wyndham Standing. Don’t know who that is? Neither do I.

I think he was the one who put a hold on Pompeio’s nomination. It was either him or Wyden. Even though they’re both my senators, they are delightfully interchangeable on a lot of issues, so I get them mixed up a lot. I think we’re going to see Merkley pop up in the news doing things like this a lot more because his

There’s no petty like Oregonian petty. We’re also fucking awesome at passive-aggressive.

Also, Ewan McGregor is an Officer of the British Empire, is an adoption awareness activist, does a lot of work for UNICEF (including going to remote places and helping with their immunization campaigns), and received the BAFTA Britannia Humanitarian award, among many other things. He seems to act merely to pay his

Due to shitacular weather, I was unable to get this tattoo on Saturday as originally planned (also, placement question. Appropriate or offensive to get it on the top of my wrist?):

A staffer answers the phone (at least one did in my case). I just said something like “Hello, I am calling to voice my [support of or opposition to] [whatever you’re calling about].” And you can just say HR 7 if you know the resolution number, or you can say “the resolution to withdraw from the United Nations” or

And late-term abortions! Women in their eighth month do not get abortions for funsies or because they had a whoopsies they just didn’t notice until now.