I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again. When I think about manatees and how much they like people even though we’ve hurt them so many times, I cry and cry. I love them SO MUCH.
About half the scenarios listed actually happened to me.
I was with a dude who liked to finish on my glasses.
edit for clarification: obviously while I was wearing them, not just like...swing over and jizz all over them on my nightstand.
Guys, I wish he had paid me to write it. If he had, I wouldn't have worn a $15 target sweater on the news.
Woke is when someone has “woke up to” the forces of injustice and inequality. The Social Justice Force has been awakened in them, if you will.
I was pretty bummed when the Hollywood Reporter’s Director Roundtable didn’t have Coogler and instead 5 directors of mediocre films. Creed is truly better than the meh Danish Girl or whatever fucking movie Danny Boyle made.
a booster for the LSD, helps with the nutrient/fluid deficiency while tripping balls also
Ok...
Lots of people do not present (get sores). If you do a minimal google search and educate yourself, you’d realize that a) the majority of people who have it don’t know it and b) about 85%+ of the population of the world has one form or the other, usually given to them while still a child (sharing glasses, getting…
Myhusband of 20+ yrs asked me to move out via email, while I was away at my sister’s last December. I moved into an apartment within three days and have been happier (with my new little adopted dog) than I can ever recall being before. It was such a freeing feeling, leaving behind so much junk, and oh yeah, him too,…
“Compassionate conservative”
Ok, so I have to say the drama about the shortage is very real. My husband spent 2 hours on Saturday going to three Walmarts in Northwest Indiana trying to find one of those damn things. I finally convinced him to call off the search when I realized that I had Miss Patti’s recipe for Sweet Potato Pie all along because…
She’s in the right business.
A patient died while I was taking his vitals and doing his morning assessment. So it was like, “Good morning, Mr. Blah-Blah, I’m Nurse CatHerdingStudent and I’m just going to put this on your arm to measure your blood pressure and listen to your lungs and heart, okay?” He looks over at me while I put on the cuff,…
I am a female physician. I did my residency in the 1990s and I remember the nurses as a godsend. We had to run the ER as residents when we were one year out of medical school. It was a busy urban ER and drug overdoses and end stage HIV (it was during the height of the epidemic and there was no great treatment) as well…
Didn’t he tell Briana’s husband to start hitting her? Most of these people seem unpleasant but he is a scumbag.
This is my favourite saying. I salute you.
This happened in my junior year of high school.