SCREAMING

Definitely never opted for fish at work but I have been crucified for cooking cruciferous (see what I did there) veggies in the fridge. Someone thought my steamed broccoli was a sewage backup in the bathroom. Lesson learned.

You’re not alone there, especially when it comes to monkeys. They are entirely unpredictable and if you get so much as a scratch you have a number of infections to potentially worry about. Yikes.

This is the most pleasant video I’ve ever seen.

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After a party, I definitely shot an advance apology text and left an extra $20 on top of my regular rate. (Note: I live in a small apartment, not a house.)

Everyone needs to stay seated about VERONICA. I found it to be mildly diverting at best. [REC] is a better Spanish horror movie IMO.

I see your point but I am soooo conflicted about this because I have a bad temper myself and don’t doubt I would consider taking a swing if pushed to the edge like that.

I wish there was more info on when to jump on international fares. In the interim, I’ve used Hopper to help me track fares. I purchased my flights to India last September for a trip this upcoming May because they were so good at the time. They’ve since doubled.

Anatomy of Hell was one of the most unpleasant cinematic experiences of my lifetime.

I fux heavily with this theory.

For me, fiber capsules with plenty of water at bedtime does the trick. Also, I avoid airplane food like the plague.

Part of me wishes the Bebe “mole” rumor came true. It would’ve added some nuance to an otherwise by-the-numbers season.

My favorite film of 2017!

Thank you. That movie was robbed and anyone who says otherwise clearly hasn’t seen it.

Come for me haters but I used to LIVE for Nerds Blizzards

Filed to: PETTY AF

You need to watch “Black Museum” from this latest season of Black Mirror. Talk about house of horrors...

It Comes at Night, Them (Ils), Don’t Breathe, The Witch, Goodnight Mommy, Raw

Having seen this show I can easily imagine patrons becoming untoward toward performers though everyone in my performance acted with respectful curiosity.