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I read your very first line (ZUKKA’S THOUGHTS) In Morbo’s voice. I hope you don’t mind. ;)

Once i found a card in my brother’s truck that was signed by all his coworkers expressing condolences on the death of his father. Our dad was very much alive at the time. Yes, my brother is that guy.

I kind of get it — it’s like the preponderance of expensive and/or customized cars in otherwise poor-ish neighborhoods. At a certain point, why sock away money for a down payment that will never be enough? Spend it on something attainable instead, something that will give you momentary pleasure instead of endless

You just reminded me that our REPUBLICAN president has THREE baby momma’s

Abby Wambach has married Christian mom blogger Glennon Doyle Melton, and she wore a snazzy red and white ensemble for the ceremony.

I kind of suspect he doesn’t consider Tiffany his daughter. She’s “Marla’s kid”

That’s only morally wrong if the guy is black.

I had to read this like four times before I remembered Tiffany when you referenced two other mothers. In a normal world, we would NEVER stop talking about a president having three baby mamas.

But more importantly, which Mommy did Pence spend the day with?

Spending the day golfing is the best gift he could give her. I mean you can’t have a “wonderful day” with him around.

He’s wishing Melania a happy mother’s day (which means he’s ignoring two mothers of his own kids), but I thought he spent the day golfing? Also, Snippy Spice is getting some wicked mileage of that whole “(Donald’s most recent verbal diarrhea) really speaks for itself”.

And the ICE spokesperson makes it sound so routine and harmless. If all they needed was to ask questions, pretty sure a phone call or letter could achieve that. ICE agents showing up at a school?! If I were an immigrant student I would be shitting myself out of terror. It’s unnecessary and intimidating.

Hey, atheism is not something that protects you from being a shitty person, or even a racist or Islamophobic one at that. The racial beliefs of the nazis had nothing to do with religion. You can study the bible and interpret it in away of peace and social justice, as many Christians do, the same way you can interpret

I have zero tolerance for even the churches against “Islamophobia” because at the same time, the Bible is the number one, live by, dumbshit book.

I suspect this may be worse than that. This sounds very much like a mob enforcer letting an opponent know “I know where your children are.”

Morally bankrupt enough to work for ICE. Fuck everyone who has anything to do with removing humans from there houses. Fucking Christians.

I gotta say, this is definitely a +1 for the de Blasio administration which.... has been middling, at best, thus far. The school handled the situation perfectly, and the way he backed the school sets an excellent precedent.

+1,000,000 points to the school for saying “hell no” to those agents. How morally bankrupt do you have to be to harass a MINOR at school? It reminds me of collection companies that will call or email the CEO of the company you work for, or harass your extended family.

100% positive that they got a tip from a racist informant.