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Half@sslikeonebuttock
halfasslikeonebuttock

I mean you can believe in civil rights and still have problems in your personal life.

Terrible? No. I mean, where’s the victim? There is none. But for a guy raking in what he’s earned for progressively worse and worse films from the last 10+ years, that is some Grade A Lazy right there. Nice work if you can get it, I guess.

At least Danny Trejo doesn’t pretend he’s an arteest whose choices are above the questions of mere peons.

I bet Danny Trejo would be in it, who doesn’t love Danny? Oh and you know it’ll be a road trip movie.

It’s just fucking lazy. Theatre actors have to memorize an ENTIRE play because there are no cuts or reshoots in theatre. This asshole can’t even get off book for the one or two SCENES he may be working on in one day. It’s lazy and entitled AF. The only exceptions I understand are for older actors, such as Cicely

I tied my own shoes once. It was an overrated experience.

I’m reading this while drinking a bottle that cost $11. And that was from the fancy aisle of the store.

Yes. Brando and Gonzo were his heros and will likely end up like them. It’s a strange feeling to think that going the Keef Richards route would be the wiser choice here.

Depp is just phoning it in. At least Cage commits to his skeevy weirdness.

This jumped out at me too. I have no respect for anyone who commands the fees he does yet can’t be bothered to make the slightest bit of effort. WEAK.

It’s not the end of the world. Ultimately, all that matters is what hits that lens and mic. Really.

Oh the first was great. It was fun, his character was hilarious, it was a well done movie in general. Kinda campy, but that fit when you’re you know, making a movie out of a cheesy theme park attraction.

I am too, but my guess would be that he just gets fed the line and decides how to emphasize it himself. Still, seems like it would be hard to both do that and be present and reacting to your costars’ lines.

I’m ignorant, but how does that work?

Yea I think it’s obvious he’s moved on from “art” to paying the bills. No one needs this many POTC sequels.

So true. My brain injury from a car accident in which the other driver was at fault (and left the scene with nary a bruise) was clear evidence of my obvious lack of moral fiber. Same with the thalassemia with which I was born. My genetic inheritance simply proves my profound ineligibility on the basis of character,

Never fear, Republicans have your best interests at heart.

“Take care of his pre existing condition” sounds like a phrase uttered in a bad mafia movie right before they whack a guy.

Yeah, I’m sure you’re going to “take care” of pre-existing conditions so that soon, my insurance company won’t cover mine anymore, you fucking nightmare.