Welcome back, WYTS - I don’t give two rabid dog shits about the NFL anymore, but this is a welcome return in these summer doldrums...

I think the Browns didn’t get much shit for 0-16 because everyone expects them to lose. I was honestly surprised that this was their first winless season.

Baker Mayfield 100% thinks he’s allowed to say the n-word and it’s going to cause a huge scandal at some point in the next three years. 

I get it, he made a typo. He could have just said “and Haden ended up on a 13-3 Steelers team that made the playoffs” and its fine.

I believe Ryan has actually come out publicly against Rosenstein’s impeachment.

All this is is chum for their base before the midterms.

“It’s time to find a new deputy attorney general who is serious about accountability and transparency.”

House Freedom Caucus

This ^^^

Agreed, he could definitely do more to publically disavow his family, but he’s been pretty politically active. He’s just not flashy about it.

Others have already brought this up on previous posts, but Josh Kushner is very very very different than Jared Kushner. He’s really defined himself as a total political opposite of his family and brother. Not sure why people keep lumping him in just because he shares the last name. 

I’m going to need more than the defense’s claim that Nassar was assaulted in prison. Maybe he was just receiving unorthodox physical therapy.

change your stupid ass name

DING DING DING WE HAVE A WINNER.

My guess is he wants off the registry so he can change his name and live in anonymity.

Can’t put him in jail. He’s already served his time. He’s now just trying to get off the sex-offender list, cause it has a certain stigma he finds displeasing.

I have a not-so-secret “rooting for the Culkin kids” (they’re all grown now, of course). Their father was a notorious stage parent and the industry being such a meat grinder, I’m glad they seem to be ok and have genuine talent. Of all the misplaced things to care about...

The candidate best suited for the job, 8s the candidate that can win. We have too much at stake to put running optimal symbolism, ahead of that fact.

You gave me a social disease!

what about the one where Emma is blowing dudes for jelly bracelets in a van down by the river? (NO JOKE)