How many jokes about the Vet having its own jail?

I am a lifelong Giants fan. I rooted for the Eagles in the Super Bowl and it wasn’t even a difficult decision.

I don’t think she’s lying but a lot of this stuff does not look good.

I can’t wait for tomorrow.

Speaking as a Gen X’er, nearly everyone I know feels this way.

But she didn’t say that, and she didn’t say, “You know, I have an early conference call, I think I’m going to grab an uber.”  He’s not a fucking mindreader.

“ May I touch your right breast?”
“May I move my thumb over your nipple?”

She also gave him a blow job after saying to slow it down, so I understand his confusion.  

That’s because it did go too far with him, so he absolutely has the right to say that.

I mean, I think it’s ridiculous and antiquated, but if it’s what she wants, hey, she’s signing the checks.

I will never stop loving that Tory Burch asked her not to wear her clothes for public appearances because her clientele (upper middle class, educated women) would be appalled by the implication she supported Trump in any way.

It’s a Mexican diminutive of Robert. He grew up in a border town and the local kids nicknamed him that and it stuck.

I know you don’t want us to say this, but I’m saying it anyway.  Including Ansari here is fucking ridiculous.

Where’s his MAGA hat?

I agree absolutely. That was literally the only mitigating thing I could think of, and it’s not that mitigating.

Albany is far worse than Sacramento. Also, fun fact SUNY-Albany’s campus design was from blue prints they bought from Arizona, so the campus looks like a minimum security prison, and acts as a wind tunnel. In Albany. In February.

I believed Chris Hardwick more, because there was one (somewhat self-serving) accuser and no evidence.  There is evidence here.

She might have thought he already turned 18, but even so, ewww.

It’s the same reason that when a male teacher assaults or commits statutory rape with a student, he gets 5 years, and the women usually get probation or house arrest.

Ewww. Enjoy prison, douchebro.