There’s a starbucks not far from my work that’s a magnet for Salesforce douchebros and I always look for Nick.

Oh yes. I watched the Farrah Abraham episode on demand this weekend and Ashley was in the trailer for the season.

Like Gollum with bro hair?

Ashley is on Patti Stanger’s show this season. This is not a drill.

He’s all over her instagram, so maybe they’re secretly boning and punking us all. Who knows?

I follow Jade on instagram (shut up), and they’re both kind of hippyish and she saves animals, and both kind of seem to be screaming liberals. I want to be friends with them : )

A friend of mine was diagnosed with Ovarian cancer at 31 at her 12 WEEK ULTRASOUND. Cancer is a horrible disease and I wish nothing but the most positive outcomes for everyone battling that. For those who cannot be cured, I wish them peace, and the opportunity for things to end on their own terms.

I had to have a BRCA test last year, because my grandmother died of metastatic ovarian cancer, my father had prostate cancer, and I had ashkenazi ancestry on my mom’s side. It was an absolutely horrifying experience, and sitting in the office while my gynecologist explained what would happen if it was positive was…

The Bachelor’s entire demographic is women and gay men. No wonder they found the idea of him saying republican shit TERRIFYING.

Probably. He’d probably focus on economic issues, but they were probably afraid that just one rape baby comment would alienate their entire demographic.

Cleveland was one of two places that had precincts where Romney didn’t get a single vote in 2012.

Well....at least she didn’t go to Chili’s.

I hope you brought xanax.

Would it matter? They’d get the trial moved or something....I remember after the Diallo shooting in NYC, the cops knew they were toast if they were tried in NYC, so they asked for and got a change of venue to Albany, where of course, they were acquitted. I was in college there at the time, the trial was my senior year…

Guess Pence’s internals for his reelection didn’t look so good....

Dude, does this mean Bayh could win the senate seat and Gregg could win governor? Wow....maybe we can stem the flow of guns from Indiana to Illinois.

Fetus funerals for all!

He’s been an asshole since the 80's. Why stop now?

Where did you get that number?

It’s live now. He just posted it.