Because nothing says family values like defending a child molester.

Missouri gets about 8 million in medicaid and children’s health funding with the stipulation(by federal law) that patients can go to any qualified provider, so they can’t legally strip PP of funding without giving up the federal money. Just ask Bobby Jindal.

To make sure they elect a republican?

Is there a rule for how stupid you have to be to serve in a red state state legislature?

I’m 38. I have three this year. If there is a God, clearly he hates me.

So, for those keeping score, the three reps who led the charge against Bill Clinton in the 90's....one cheating on his wife and had his wife served with divorce papers while she was in the hospital receiving cancer treatment....one a serial adulterer, and one a child molester. Family values, folks.

Three times, no less.

Maybe he can shove an ultrasound wand is as well, just for alliteration.

I love her. I do. I can’t help it.

My mom says she still has dreams about seeing her in Evita.