Poor Jessica. My bestie got bronchitis while pregnant with twins and coughed so much she cracked a rib. Her ob was like [shrug] it’ll probably heal before labor. She was like lol FUCK YOU dude, schedule the c-section.

Oh, god, I hooked up with a guy once who kissed like that, and I am horrified to learn it looks just as bad from the outside as it is to experience. A big mouth, opened wide, leading with the tongue - all you get is teeth and tongue and saliva. It’s like making out with a horse. Quite possibly the least sexy thing on…

Right?? I just don’t get this guy’s appeal. 

Kate no, you can do better.

I’m all for laying more blame on the men in these situations, but I don’t think that absolves the women. It seems like she probably did get a little too flirty, and a little too close (I don’t by the “I draped my legs over his because of space issues” bullshit), and he took it a step further. There’s plenty of blame…

Can we please not forget he dropped his pregnant girlfriend for Khloe?  Khloe!!!! STOP!  He’s a piece of shit.  Woods did not break up your fam.

Anecdotal evidence that supports their claims are good enough for them.  Science is their enemy

Too bad anyone who isn’t a christian is attacked and marginalized by the church and these healthier church goers.  But hey! As long as they feel better about themselves when they have groups of people to try to oppress.

You’re grasping at straws, the evidence for those benefits is anecdotal at best and can be achieved through means that don’t involve empowering a toxic power structure that has proven utterly resistant to change throughout its history.

I decorated my baby girl’s room with a whale and underwater theme, and my idiot coworker said that whales are for boys. 

This is a direct result of the Catholic dogma that was shoved down South America’s throat for 400+ years. Organized religion was useful for a time, but it has long outlived its usefulness, it is a drag on the species at this point and should be treated as such.

What’s missing from the story is how the government dragged their feet on this: The girl’s mother gave up guardianship to the girl’s grandmother. The grandmother’s boyfriend raped her, so the government removed the grandmother from guardianship because she co-habitated with a racist. But they didn’t give her back to…

Oh man, I did not expect to want to smash things so early in the morning, I haven’t even finished my coffee yet.

Engaged 20 times?? I can’t even find 20 men I want to go on second dates with.

I didn’t know who Shookus was so I Googled her. Holy shit. She became an associate producer on 30 Rock and SNL by 29, and her family isn’t in the entertainment industry. BB. WTF are you doing with Ben Affleck? Stop this at once.

Post-fetus now-babby-is-formed men are still drnuk. 

And just the other week they did the same thing with Malia Obama.

When this Black man put on a tuxedo dress, it caused my wife to leave me and my dog to run away. Also, I’m pretty sure that I’m gay now. Thanks Obama.

How Not To Write An Article About How Not To Talk About A Tape Depicting Child Sexual Abuse (with special attention to Not Embedding Images Of Transcripts Of Said Tape)

Hang on, you wrote an entire article saying he shouldn’t be disclosing these things...and then you embed the tweet like that isn’t amplifying the very thing you just said should be kept under wraps?