A good time as any to remind ourselves of the best season-ticket renewal request ever.

Absolutely nothing, say it again

To be fair thats his normal resting face.

Who amongst us hasn’t?

Fearing a dreaded Parental Advisory sticker would hurt sales, his manager locked the original title of the song away deep in a filling cabinet and hoped against hope that Billy Joel would simply forget by the next morning.

I just took a bath, Jerry. A bath! It’s disgusting. I’m sitting there in a tepid pool of my own filth. - Kramer.

Take all the stars you brilliant so and so.

“(S)He’s Guilty (The Judge song)”

The photo you’ve used is so adorable!

Something something AIDS pun.

Holy shit The Housmartins!! Whats weirder than this esoteric choice is I really randomly had a dream two days ago that I was playing the title track of their People Who Grinned themselves to Death album for someone. I may have problems.

You win.

Oh to be a fly on the wall for the next few phone calls Cain made.

+2 Titles.

interrupting the commercial for Papa John’s that had been airing

In a show magnificent both in writing and performance, this. entire. scene. Enjoy

Go to your room.

I believe the preferred nomenclature for this is Billsimmonsesque.

Hale and a cast of heavy-hitters at every position. Shouts also to Armando Iannucci, creator of Veep and showrunner till last season - if you havent seen it, check out a show he created called The Thick Of It, about British politics - wit so sharp you’ll cut yourself.

“I mean it sounds like I’m shouting from a balcony in Munich”