Timely reference.

Speaking of rabbits...

They’d better put him in isolation because this motherfucker about to be done good.

I’m mooved by this story.

Some contestants will do anything to get over the hump

While the sketch was aces and Kate McKinnon was her usual ethereal self all I could think of while watching it was “PLEASE DON’T FUCKING JINX IT!!!!’

I know that Jerry Reinsdorf is considered a cheap owner but Jesus Christ how old is that wheelchair?

It’s the Christian thing to do.

He just smiled and gave him a Dellymite sandwich.

I see you standing there.

+many Hefeweizens.

This being the first article on Deadspin on Christmas Morning is weirdly comforting.

I sense a rocky road ahead.

Villanueva was brought in for a preliminary statement to the police. It was described as an informal seat-down.

Pressured by the media for comment detectives were advised by higher-ups to keep a lid on it.

The thieves were reported to be flush with cash.

Said it before and will say it again: a genuine national treasure

Cue the racist pearl-clutching

With apologies to Kirk Lazarus, everybody knows you never go Full Moon.

I set the over/under at 7pm tonight that I break my ankle trying this over and over again.