Narrator: As Michael was becoming more selfish, his father was choosing a more pious path - which made Buster and Lucille’s visit go much differently than planned.

The way he swerved it by the defenders...He really plugged it in there by a hair

This is why we, in Canada, “can” have nice things.

“+1 Presidential Endorsement”

*bows reverentially*

Teach me your ways O great one

+1 white Russian

Careful, you don’t want to be accused of a mis-carriage of justice.

studio gangsters in Washington

Has anyone used this extension in conjunction with a password manager?

Christ this is heartbreaking.

You’re doing the Lord’s work.

You’re doing the Lord’s work.

Dave delays Darvish drop, Darvish doesn’t deliver, Dodgers dreary day deepens

Fucking this.

In the midst of everything, this is such lovely news.

Growing up I had such a crush on her watching her on CBS late night where she was so brilliant at times it would take Letterman a few seconds to catch up! (Said crush shows no signs of abating.)

This story should give any sports fan paws for concern

Your editorial practice of blacking out the eyes of animals suspected of doping (you did it to a horse last week) is magnificent.

Oh dear god

In the post-Tim Duncan NBA, Gasol has claimed the mantle of resident ageless big man