I just don't get it.

Just wait until New Zealand gets the internet and discovers the AV Club.

And I thought I was so quick with the edit…. I'll just blame it on the shitty new comment section and the 1000 tabloo (or whatever) ads my ancient tablet was trying to load.

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Does Sean O'Neal want me to stop reading his beautiful snark?
Because this is how you get me to stop visiting the AV Club.

Are you talking about this newest shitty fucking website redesign?

Every day's a Day Without A Woman for me.

There's only two things I hate in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures and the Dutch.

His report on the 2024 election I just read should really win him a Pulitzer.

Tom Perez for DNC Chair? Well I did consider myself a liberal but guess I'll be voting Republican from now on! That'll show them me!

"Donald Trump the reality star? Who's his VP, Omarosa?"
- Guy who just woke up from lengthy coma

"If one more liberal tries to stop me
It's gon' be some skinhead Nazis in ya lobby, bigly"
- DJ Cheeto Prez

I prefer a cigarette that activates my T-Zone. Camels, for me.

Granted I've never worked for any prestigious publication past a rural weekly, but one showing of Shattered Glass in high school by my journalism teacher drove out any desire to plagiarize, ever. I can only imagine that fear of those consequences is amplified when working for actual newspapers the country, and world,…

I'm beginning to think there actually was no Rush Hour 3, just the mix of a nation-wide CO2 leak and our collective nostalgia for Jackie Chan buddy movies.

Go look again. It's there.

Glorious sunset of my heart was fading. Soon SuperKarateMonkeyDeathCar would park in my firsties space. But Jimmy has fancy plans, and pants to match.

Growing up I absolutely loved Rush Hour 1&2. Watched them all the time (didn't hurt that the "Infinifilm" version of RH2 was probably the most-pressed DVD of all time, seriously, name one person who hasn't, at some point in their life, owned an Infinifilm copy of RH2).
But I can't remember a single thing from Rush…

It was a…glittah freeze

Free speech! Now the liberals are trying to take away our rights to make phone calls to Academy members!