I wouldn't say hate. More like…extreme indifference.

Nobody forget Taco Bell Bell!

"So that's it, huh? We're some kind of Kinja Commenting Squad?"

If you had told me 5 years ago that Gawker would be dead but the uber-shitty commenting system it spawned had survived, thrived, and had subsequently taken over my favorite pop culture website I wouldn't have believed you.
But Trump is now president and Hulk Hogan won and Gawker lies bleeding in the NYC gutter and…

Agreed. When I was growing up I assumed all hackers were as cool as Robert Redford and Ben Kingsley.
But these HBO hackers and their ilk, nobody would want to watch a movie about their boring asses.
Bitch, they were trying to erase all debts and shit in Sneakers, you're releasing an episode 3 days early…
Have a little…

Every Jack Black movie is a good movie.

That fucking sucks that people do shit like that but how do the actions of assholes fall on Julia Sweeney or SNL?

True. Didn't catch that line the first time.

I wasn't sure if Mopey Donovan meant to be all dickish about it or not because right before he did mention how he sees everything in bits and pieces.
Maybe he saw the bit where she was dressed in her gown but not the piece where she was raped.
Or maybe it was meant to show him losing touch with his humanity, I don't…

I'll never forget where I was that day The Simpsons first aired in 1997.

You can't spell triumph without T R U M P

I've only seen like two MST3K episodes and that may be the only quote I recognize. But I seriously had to pause for awhile then rewind because that line had me rolling over in laughter for so long.

"I know the judges said they really wanted a traditional dish, but I'm going to do the opposite, and then totally fuck it up anyways."

This is the only cooking show I enjoy, precisely because it lacks the "modernity" of other cooking shows' suckitude.
No Mary Berry means you can fuck right off, GBBO. Noel Fielding is great but do I really want to watch him crack cooking jokes. Maybe, I dunno.

American Dad was the first time I saw that joke.

You mean Thiel didn't manage to suck the young blood from Kinja?

"That Asian-American rug really tied the room together."

Uh…you ever hear of a little show called NCIS: Los Angeles? It's only the number one CBS show for that lucrative 55-99 year-old demographic.

It's the DC/WB/CW way:

Nothing beats a fine Terlet Merlot.