Just wait til Bannon unleashes Order 66.
Hide yo younglings.

It also helps to have a 24-hour propaganda channel, as well.

Aquaman? Dude hangs dong.

If Dunham had only threatened to grab Shriver by the pussy she'd probably be a Cabinet member by now.

…..waiting for the punchline.
Or is this an obscure indie film quote?

Are you trying to imply, good sir, that VP Pence has some sort of history of using the back door? That he is able to slide in and out with ease? That he was the star of his high school play, Butte Pirates, about a Montana theater group plundering for booty?
How dare you!

Use it to water the Chia seeds on his boss's head.

Anal probe goes in,
Anal probe goes out.
You can't explain that.

I can't wait for my Orion VHS copy.

Although I haven't seen it yet, Get Out looks pretty spooky. Maybe this is the start of some sort of comedy-writers-doing-horror renaissance.
Plus, I doubt they'll do any worse than Rob Zombie.

Trump said he's going to whine so much we'll be tired of all the whining.
…
Wait, he said what?
*spit take*
Yeah, like that'll happen.

I was thinking that cokehead James Woods James Spader, only they get off sexually by crashing their cars.
Maybe Elias Koteas.

Ice of you to say that.

Plus, Manu Bennett's excellent take on the character is right there, waiting to be binged on Netflix.

"Batman was the bomb in Mask of the Phantasm, yo!"

Well what else is he going to do with all that free time every 2 and 4 years?

All he has to do is keep Mark Wahlberg away from any planes.

In addition to everything you just stated, for some reason I thought this was being turned into an animated show-thingy. Was I just hallucinating this tidbit?

It's truly the Dr. Pepper 10 of television channels.

It's ok, I saw a Whitehouse petition to bring ABC's Dinosaurs back on the air!