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H.A. Layne
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"Save us, Malia Obama-Kenobi, you're our only hope."
— The Brothers Weinstein

I will forever defend Scary Movie 3 for being absurdly hilarious. Seriously, it makes me crack up every time I see it. And it's short! So it doesn't overstay its welcome.

Will there be any execs, or bored porn stars, to read my hard sci-fi spec script?

Dr. Luke is just prepping for his 2020 presidential run.

Was it Chappelle's Show that had the "fat high school coach has mayonnaise-smothered sex with fat cafeteria lady" sex-ed program?
Because Trump and Bannon 69ing definitely tops that in its ability to disgust.

Some of those "Second Amendment People" Trump kept referencing during his campaign?

Finally seeing this 4 months later, I thought it was hauntingly appropriate. One of the strongest scenes in the film.

Sean Spicer should be the name of that RDJ-lookalike sprinkling salt on everything.

"That French broad from Lost?"

Ok, this wasn't what I meant when I said they need to show more of the office mates. Way to over-correct, Workaholics.
Still laughed my ass off, though.

Dee always looks hot.
Especially when she was not-yet-showing preggers.
At least, that's what I read on the internet.

The Carters, 4 5

Had a conversation with one yesterday about refugees. Apparently, the real Christian thing to do is not allow them into our country, but instead go to their war-torn country and spread The Word to them. Because, you know, who needs food/water/a stable non-exploding environment when you could have white Americans

I don't normally use such strong language but I just can't hold it in any longer: I really, really, really don't like Mr. Trump.

Now if only they'll get rid of that never-moving giant-ass countdown clock (just 9 hrs 29 mins 15 secs until Wolf!) and stop interrupting actual news (like the confirmation hearings) with bullshit "breaking news" (Trump will be holding a reality show for his Supreme Court picks! Here's Gosuck pumping his own gas!).

[insert anti-Trump comment #431145 here]

Sonnenfeld really should have done this, and instead of angry bikers, the only one in the bar should have just been a furiously angry Vincent D'Onofrio.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces.