What we should really be focusing on in these troubled times are the existential threats to our country: pizza parlor basements.

Hidden Figures spoiler alert!
Just kidding…I already know white people are terrible.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces.…

You think my fat ass cares whether or not each, individual Skittles piece has a ghostly-white 'S' printed on one side as I'm shoveling them down my throat by the gobful?
You played yourself, Mars.

"You think thyat's byad?"

Unsplittable

When TCM aired A Face In the Crowd after Trump's inauguration I was surprised/amused/perturbed to discover that folks in the 1950s (the era I assume most conservatives dream of when imagining the "good ol' days") complained about wanting to go back to the good ol' days!

"Bitch! My name is Jet Motha-fucking Set! But you can call me Patrick Swayze. 'Cause guess what? I'm Ghost."
RIP Jet "They Ain't On" Set. (Or if you mean the actual actor is dead then an actual RIP is in order.)
Bill is great, and like 100x more demented than his Better Off Ted character.

"Look, I'm not a racist. I just think whites should be with whites, browns should be with browns and blacks should be with blacks. How is that racist?"

aka the show that introduced Rami Malek to the masses.

Nah, he'll probably be like Cheney and let the hate flow through him, extending his life by decades just to spite us.

I once tried to have a conversation with someone who had just smoked a bunch of meth. That's what this "interview" reminded me of.
There is no conversing with someone like Trump, they merely talk at you, not with you.

I've never understood why these guys are so intent on taking their show away from the office. Alice, Jillian, Montez, Waiman, Jet Set….these are great characters and the show benefits greatly from them.
Even some of the best "out of the office" episodes include, at least a little, those characters.

Anyone catch that trainwreck of an interview last night?
Apparently, Trump had a bigger ovation at that CIA propaganda speech than Peyton Manning after he won his Super Bowl.

Just replace Miller with Gustin and WB staffers with CW replacements.

I thought about buying one for work but I don't think my coworkers at the women's shelter would appreciate it.

Me! I excitedly said "Oh shit!" when I saw Bruce Willis at the end of Split.

Second one is weird as fuck but you should definitely watch it.

"Why isn't there some kind of warning to let parents know about this filth before they continue allowing their kids to watch whatever the hell they want??"

We would definitely not be friends irl.