Like Cobain said, "Come on people now
Smile on your brother
Everybody get together
Try to love one another…"

I mean, I enjoyed Cabin Fever, the Hostel films and Green Inferno, but you're not wrong. He was great in Inglorious Basterds, though.

Green Inferno > Knock Knock <<< Cabin Fever

I miss Mango.

You just know he likes to get freaky with dongles.

Now my wait for Meow the Jewels 2 begins…

S&M for Cenobites.

I like to think it's a "Jon Hamm on 30 Rock" situation where nobody ever corrects her/tells her off because they're all wanting to sleep with her.

I'm still looking for a Ms. Jackson: The Flamethrower.

top five rappers (who spit hot fire):
Dylan,
Dylan,
Dylan, Dylan, Dylan

Ross Perot waits patiently by the phone.

As long as Cloak & Dagger randomly show up, do…something, and then just as mysteriously disappear again into the night, I'm in!

As Rob Zombie so boringly illustrated, villains really don't need any motivation beyond "kills people."

Very much agreed.

It's Trump Time all the time at the AVC!

Suddenly feeling quasi-nostalgic for those GWB "Miss me yet?" billboards.

But my Evangelical upbringing led me to believe the antichrist would be a universally-loved European.

Don't worry, champ, he'll probably be back with those cigarettes any day now…

Conversation with my conservative friend yesterday:
Him: I might've liked Obama if he'd ever gotten something done.
Me: Well, if he didn't have 8 years of obstruction to try and work past he might've.
Him: Or if he ever got off the golf course.
Me: Obama? Do you not remember how often Bush was on vacation?
Him: I…

FALSE FLAG! FALSE FLAG!
…is what some will undoubtedly say.