Every liberal is exactly the same, no deviation, I'm assuming?

Henry Cavill??!?

"Can't a man just badmouth Mexicans, blacks and homosexuals without being called a racist or a bigot!? Geeez!"

While you're at it, try a swan dive from some stairs and get workman's comp, too.

It was all a ploy so the CEO could buy back shares!

The AV Club's not an echo chamber! …chamber…amber…ber

"Don't Make 'Make America Great Again' Again, America"

If at first second third you don't succeed…

Salt was too expensive, they cornmealed the earth of Carthage.

My Christmas tree retards fire.

Michael Stipe as Bullseye.
Michael Stipe as ALL the Marvel Netflix villains!

"You on point, Tip?"

As far as movie ex-presidents go, you can't beat Jack Lemmon and James Garner in My Fellow Americans.

Aaron Sorkin promises to fight…his daughter

I guess we could hound Trump to release his tax returns like the Tea Party hounded Obama about his birth certificate?

or something.

That guy from Home Alone 2?

Amazing.

Don't forget disbanding the PTA EPA and FDA!

Like what? Ok, men might get the shaft sometimes in family court-related matters like custody and child support, but does that really necessitate an entire misogynistic "movement?" Why not just focus on the actual issues instead of starting yet another "Women Hating Men's Club?"