I went through one on the toilet this morning.

Were those actually Danish dishes Gerald ate, or just Danish-sounding foods?

I think how BLM has the unspoken qualifier "too" at the end (Black Lives Matter, Too), MRA has the unspoken qualifier "only" at the beginning (Only Men's Rights Activist).
Men never had to go through a suffrage movement, let alone all the other shit women have faced over the years.

"Nope. Lot of people that didn't pay attention to the election sure are trying hard for someone to blame."
—proceeds to try hard for someone to blame.

This episode felt less "six days to air" and more "six hours to air."
Still think it's been a strong season so far and am looking forward to where they now take it.

As long as the sequels continue their convoluted timelines I'll keep showing up.

Hopefully it's just 20 minutes of Garrison in shocked disbelief.

Colorado legalized assisted suicide last night. Coincidence?

And maybe an actual primary next time, instead of whatever shitshow the DNC paraded out this year.

"Have Paul Reiser killed."

*zooms in at super-speed, proceeds to get ass beat at regular speed*

Yeah, I mean, think how great the 1950s were. Or even the 1850s. He's just trying to make it like that again.

Not Americans. We've obviously ran out of fucks to give.

Trump will have the Senate, the House and the Supreme Court. GOP members will not block him, they will fall in line like always.

"If anyone doubts for an instant that God has a terrific sense of humor exists, let this hysterical reality set you straight."

At least we know how WWIII will start: with a 3am tweet.

This is what happens when Barry Allen saves his mother.

At my next job interview I now plan on yelling incoherently and blaming all my problems on minorities.

Spoiler alert: they didn't

Candy Crush(ed My Father So I Became a Candy Magnate)