I see I'm not the only one who still writes Meloni-starring SVU fanfic.

That's not true. That's unpossible.

Unless Law & Order: SVU has lied to me, the locals will often shoot it up the ladder if they're dealing with the famous/rich/powerful.

Have I got a mat to sell you….

He was devastated! She practically killed Kenny!

Yeah, BizFATTO SackLUNCHES is right. We've really become pussies online. Especially those who let their social media lives bleed into their personal lives. I call them "bleeders" for just such an action, I don't think it's been used for any other derogatory terms.

Ahh, big (adopted) brother sharing his newly adopted little brother's homework. Papa Univision will be so proud.

Eugenics?

Don't be a goldang mo-ron.
Get yourself a damn bacon and egg, or potato and egg, taquito post haste.
They're the best things to eat between 11pm-11am.

The fact it offends some people is why some other people do shit like that.

Steve Forbes ran for president?
The guy from the magazine?

Ultra!
Max Landis is a golden god!!

Only true '00s kids remember The Rise of Taj.

But have you ever sucked dick for a can of Surge?

In all seriousness, I am actually addicted to sugar.
Fuck meth, coke, X, whatever, just give me some damn peanut M&Ms!

"Lost my limbs to diabeetus."

Does it still have the 'Hollywood Hills' built into the roof?
Some gym chain bought the old Hollywood Video but said "Eh, fuck it" when it came to removing the facade.

When I see the name 'Shailene Woodley' I always think she's the Raising Hope girl.
But she's not.

It's like you're imagining The Box never happened…

I bet your name's not even ByCracky…