Hey I have a 4k screen. But, then again, I buy a TV about once a decade so I figured why not.

I'ma need about tree fiddy.

New [insert Superhero hero] movie?
Great!
Written by David S. Goyer??
Arghh!!!

Agreed. Max Landis gives us plenty of reasons to mock him, bringing up his father's past (that Max had nothing to do with) seems a bit bully-ish.
Now if you wanna rail on that godawful Ghostbusters 3 script I'll be right here.

Can the suit be made of windbreaker?

Ghostbustettes

Some people aren't willing to be nefarious on the internet.
Besides commenting on the AV Club, of course…

I remember Netflix streaming used to try everything, for years, to get me to watch Session 9, but for some reason I was convinced it was a Renee Zell-wedger movie and I avoided it like the plague. Plus the cover art screamed "don't watch this piece of crap."

They have 11 seasons of Criminal Minds, what else could you ask for?

Univision brought Kinja Daily Deals over to the AVC, only now it's catered exclusively for people participating in white elephant gift exchanges.

Maybe his character was on the toilet when saying those lines from the first trailer.

Scary Movie 3 features the personal-best performances of both Anthony Anderson and Kevin Hart.

Don't forget to practice your dramatic

Your first sentence basically sums up Eric Andre in a nutshell.

I prefer to keep using "He Who Must Not Be Named."

I knew it would never happen but I really wanted them to make Adrianne Palicki's A.O.S. character into Captain Marvel, especially since they cancelled her spinoff show. She's tough and badass!

That's what Ms. Quill said.

Su-Fi 'til I die

Bring back Qwikster!

Counterpoint: It fucking rocks.