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Cinematography by Rob Liefeld.

KOL doesn't even come close to In Rainbows. Like, (insert space example to illustrate just how fucking far better of an album IR is to KOL).

Garfield was easily the best part of the Spiderman 2.0 series and It Follows definitely creeped me out. Consider my ticket purchased, movie studio!

I threw up in my mouth when I got to that part of the article.

How can you have any pudding if you don't beat your meat?

I know next to nothing about Dragonball but I've always wanted to live in that old dude's shack.

"Inflammable pile of shit script means flammable pile of shit script? What a country!"

If he wasn't already, Cruz is about to go Zodiac Killer 2.0 all over America's ass. The man who's sincerely believed, at least since college, if not sooner, that he would be president, just lost his last chance at the White House to the orange billionaire asshole who has literally never held a political position.
I'm

Gooble gobble?

Except for all those people they killed.

Well there was the prologue…

Wonder what turned him from Willis to Hodor? One too many kicks to the head in that stable of his?

I was kind of thinking she was going to fuck him back to life.

"Don't you die not resurrect on me, dammit!"

I just knew he was tossing baby brother into that nearby brazier.

I really got into Box Car Racer when I was trying to score with this scene girl back in high school.
She ended up bangin my best friend for a few years, instead, but hey, at least I still have that BCR cd stored somewhere in a random box. So…I got that going for me, at least.

My money's on a full album of Queens of the Stone Age covers.

I believe you're confusing that arthouse film with his other arthouse film, the 2006 remake of The Shaggy Dog.

"Seriously, are we not doing phrasing anymore?"

Eh, remember Ashley Schaeffer? His Reagan will come off damn near Einstein-ish in comparison.