Let's get a shared-universe picture deal together starring Captain Midnight and Mac Headroom.

I can't wait for Joe Dirt 3: Yeah, My Buddy Gets Netflix Deals but the Dirte Gets Crackle

In a way, Amazon is going this way with their non-Amazon Video stuff now too. Their dashboard buttons or whatever?
Toilet paper subscription!
Laundry detergent subscription!
Slim Jim subscription!
Deodorant subscription!

Show us on the log cabin where Bon Iver touched you.

Didn't the AVC's Newswire used to be timely or am I only remembering the O'Neal Dayz through rose-tinted ze goggles zey do nahzing?

Hellooo

If you're in trouble she will save the day
She's brave and she's fearless come what may
Without her the mission would go astray
She's Tilda, Tilda, Tilda Swinton

"Who's Mickey Rooney?"
—The kids on your lawn

Are they making her an Inhuman? Or are they moving away from them, what with that movie being postponed/cancelled?

Yay, another movie the internet will either kind of like or rabidly hate. (If it follows in Snowpiercer's footsteps)

Give me my VIP reboot, dammit!!
It's like you TV exec jabronis aren't even getting my letters!

Not until they greenlight Borat 2, at least .

Bring back Baywatch Nights! Angie Harmon still looks great!

From sources on the set, the actors actually performed all their lines and scenes in reverse. The editors are going to use their computer magic to then edit the film into one long slow-motion shot.

His mask is rusted from drinkin' all the brews.

That's awesome. Sometimes I forget the "filmed in front of a live studio audience" aspect of some shows.
I probably would've been kicked out for guffawing too loud.

Not that I condone it, but how the fuck has Goyer not been mauled to death by rabid comics/superhero fans??

That's why all the doves were crying outside my window this morning.
Way too soon to go, man.

I'll always remember her as Harry's girlfriend and Sally's attractive nemesis from 3rd Rock from the Sun.
Was always so jealous of French Stewart getting to "climb [her] like a spider monkey."

I see they're going the Netflix route and saying, "You'll watch the sequels first and you'll like it, dammit!"