I was wondering how the hell Marvel could have a movie releasing in 18 months and hadn't even announced it yet.

Thanks, HBO. Hey, I hate to ask, but, anyway we could get nine more free preview weekends?

Hitler loved basketball so much he grew a Michael Jordan mustache.
— Houghton-Mifflin's A Guide to World History: Texas Edition

Speaking of things with three K's too many, one of the old sundown towns near me opened up a new restaurant. The name?
Katfish KreeK

If I can ever figure out how Topher Grace and all these other computah geniuses do their fancy movie edits, I'd like to re-edit Weeds into a buddy comedy with Andy and Kevin Nealon where Nancy died in Mexico.

Yeah, I mean, wasn't that basically the point of Cheech and Chong's movies?
Does this guy watch old Burt Reynolds movies and say, "There's nothing else in that plot line except mustaches. That does get a little annoying."?

Out of all Michael Scott's impersonations, his quasi-Cali-surfer-stoner-bro voice is near the top.
Nothing beats Ping, though. Or prison Mike.

What's with legalization seeming like a sure thing every 20 years?
Now, the late 2010s, it seems like a sure thing again. But I'm sure President Trump or President Clinton will stomp out that dream once again.

I've lived in East Texas my entire life, sir, and I must say…..these fuckers are stealing my soul!
Even the pastors are sonsabitches round here. If Jesus came to visit he'd wear his arms out from all the tables he'd flip to the ground.
So I guess what I'm saying is, Yes, please allow this area to secede. Just please…

Isn't there like a Change.org.biz petition we can sign to get someone more talented on Ep IX?

Don't, my PTCSSD will kick in. (Post Traumatic Commenting System Stress Disorder)

Two words:
Kimmy Mafuckin' Schmidt !!!

And she's as smart as Bill Nye the Science Of-Average-Intelligence Guy.

Out of the first six films there was, what, one secret/twist? And that was basically added in last minute if I'm remembering correctly.
Why does the new trilogy have to be like every other JJ property and be all about the secrets? Just tell the damn story! (And get offa my lawn!)

Reagan was in office, if we didn't make that movie those damn commies would've.

It's probably been five years since I listened to it, but I do seem to recall Up From Below as being a pretty decent album, hit song aside. (Which, I also really like despite being, as you said, kind of neo-hippy crap.)

Alabama, Arkansas

I'm into hard sci-fi. Fantasy is bullshit.

Either way, he thinks they “will figure this out” at some point.
The point, in this case, is Lombardo holding D&D's families hostage at gun point until they relent to doing "another six years."

They keep casting younger and younger Aunt Mays (something something Matthew McConaughey) in each subsequent reboot.
For the next one they'll cast Olivia Wilde, since she was already too old for Wolf of Wall Street.