Louis CK angrily tweets Haywood Nelson's address

He went to the Adam Sandler Hollywood Accounting School of Finance.

So, I take it you don't want to watch Role Models with me this weekend?
Ok…..*does Charlie Brown walk out of comments section*

I just skipped down to the comments….so……I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

Oh.

Did the guy on the right stumble in from The Drinky Crow Show?

Daaaaamn! The coin flip must've landed on 'burn yo punk ass'!

"11 Minutes has…this Polish import sound…that kills off a bunch of people…sloooowly….That's what 11 Minutes offers….Good job there." — AV Club's Mike D'Angelo

It's like you guys just refuse to read my erotic Spring Breakers fan fiction!!

Mon Mothma, mafucka's!!!!

As long as SVU, and with it, Ice T, stays on the air I'm golden.

Amy Schumer's a fox. To paraphrase Stewart Griffin, I've got about a half roll of Rolaids in my pants anytime I see pics of her.

Speaking, of course, about Ivanka.

Wow, tell us more tales you old, ancient fucker.

If the current GOP leaders want to stop acting like cartoon villains then we'd gladly stop making sweeping assessments.

In taste? Worse.
In style? Better. Way better.

Holy shit it really is.
I don't even know what's real anymore…

Affleck was the bomb in Phantoms, yo.

Beer drinking in the morning?
Hitting on cashiers?
People not understanding your humor?

I recently read David Spade's memoir.
Now I wish I was able to actually make it to one of these shows. Even though I'd have a 0% chance of meeting him seeing as I'm over 21, not a blonde, and am a man.