begins badass freeform dance moves that blow your frickin' mind

Won't anyone think of the children Rob Lowe?!?

If something happens to Ahsoka Tano tonight I'm starting a Cold War against Filoni.

Gugu Mbatha-Raw? I just met 'er!

What video is that?
I can't get it to load but I need to know if more booty research is needed.

I don't know if you've seen it yet, but

Trailer Park Boys Season 11 has reportedly replaced Ricky, Julian and Bubbles with Snoop, Tom Arnold and Doug Benson.

Would you say Ready to Rumble is one of the great movies of this millennium or the greatest movie of this millennium?

Excelsior!

phrasing!!

Native American Marine Boat Law Association?

"What have you been doing? Jumping rope in the attic?"
"No…I peeled an orange. An hour ago…"

More Grateful Dead covers, just what the world needs.
I mean, didn't the Dead even put Dick's Picks out of business by finally deciding to just go ahead and release just about every concert, show and bar mitzvah they've ever performed, a la Pearl Jam?

You mean Hollywood East ???

I don't watch much news or news-ish shows so I'm not really sure what Graham's voice sounds like.
Instead, I just hear Leslie Jordan's voice when I'm reading Lindsey Graham quotes.

Gawker forever! Hogan never!

Lights Out is actually just Troll 3.

"C-" — AV Club's A. A. 'C+' Dowd

I was under the impression he was acquitted for Morrow's and the two children's deaths.

T-Rex Zack Snyder can't even.