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H.A. Layne
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I guess I haven't been following this very closely because I'm honestly surprised to see he even actually went to jail.
I mean, he's no Spielberg (in terms of popularity) but I didn't know Hollywood directors actually went to jail.

Want to know the best part of the entire series in a NON SPOILER summation?
Every time Foggy or Matt delivers a verbal beat down, keep an eye on Karen. She usually has this hilarious "Oh no he didn't!" look on her face.

SPOILERS??

Lucas has taken his billions and gone home.

Chris just wanted payback after leaving his Coke unattended.

I believe we'll soon reach a time where listening to Nickleback will be seen as a sign of rebellion, much like the youth of the past, what with their tattoo-getting, cigarette-smoking, leather jacket-wearing sexy selves.

For a second there I thought I got drunk last night and started commenting under a different name.

Four months until the movie is released. Then forever after that for the criticisms.

Sure, I tell everyone I'm "love-addicted" and all I get is a lifetime ban from Chuck E. Cheese.

Dennis also told Dee he loved her in The Gang Broke Dee.
She returned his affection with a shoe to the face.

22Cans is a dumb name.

I tell ya, my wife was never nice. On our first date, I asked her if I could give her a goodnight kiss on the cheek - she bent over!
With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
My

I'm such a hipster the only Nintendo game I play is their vintage trading cards.

I like to imagine that, even though he's abandoned us, O'Neal is still steadily cranking out headlines from his castle tower, or wherever he lives.

This is just like finding a unicorn, meandering through the AV Club!

Not wading through these comments because I don't catch up on a show until it comes to Netflix but I stopped watching Dexter when…..

Make 7
Up Yours

How does a show go from the name 'Takeshi's Castle' to 'Most Extreme Elimination Challenge' when it's brought stateside?

I'm thinking they'll go with something along the line of Kate Kasey.

Yeah, I was talking to someone the other day and they mentioned watching "Grey's" the night before.
I was like, "On Netflix?"
"No, on tv."
"Oh, like a rerun?"
"No! A new episode."
*dazed stare as I try to comprehend, finally giving up*