"Titus Burges was my father. You can call me….Tituss Burgess."

I'd take meeting Emily Kinney over Lando any day! Well, unless I had a time machine and traveled to anytime pre-2006, then it'd be Lando over a super-confused Emily Kinney any day.

I have cut off my arm and flung myself off the nearest walkway to remedy this mistake.

I love it in ROTJ ESB (fml today with all these blunders! Someone's definitely getting fired!) when they land in Cloud City and they all have this look of awe when BDW walks through the door.
Leia wants to bang him.
Han wants to bang him.
Hell, even C-3PO wants to bang him.

Is hatenvious a word?
I hate him because nepotism obviously gave him a foot in the door…
But I'm envious because nepotism had nothing to do with his continued success, his writing ability did.

MREs on the other hand….are also fucking awful.

Is it okay if I say this looks terrible, but not because of the cast?
Because this looks terrible. But not because of the cast.

Wasn't Rex (the billboard beefcake) God?

He wasn't!
Now I have to go back and rethink my entire life….or maybe just finally watch Mud.

I was impressed to find out he never took the typical "child star develops a drug dependency" road so many others take.
Also, I had no idea Jesse Plemmons got his start so early. For some reason I thought Mud was his first role..

"Umm, escuze me, can I talk to youuu?"
"What?"
"Youse a bunch of white boyyz, right? Can I axe you a question? When you be in the clubs and you be dancin'…why you look so stupid? Ha! I'm just playin'… So, um, youse a big man, right? But you got such tiny boots on, that means you got a smaaall pecker - Ha! I'm sorry!…

Paper plates for dinner,
House is a mess.
Life as a single parent is full of stress.
Makes you want to put a gun in your mouth,
or get real high!
But with a little help,
I think we'll just get by.

People still listen to radio shows?
I thought Orson Welles ruined it for everyone…

Looks like London Bridge…

He's been in movies I enjoy (the Tomb Raider sequel, 300, Gamer, Law Abiding Citizen) but good movies?
No.

Bring back Black Gallagher!

Fuller House Spoilers!

Me too.
Could it have been better? Sure.
Could it have been worse? Oh sweet-Jodie-Sweetin's-boobs yes!

More like the hole! Amiright, fellas?

Marijuana know how long she needs to keep stirring.