John Madden just up and kills himself with a John Madden Popcorn Popper.

This! Is! The Potomac!

What if he changed his first name to Sean and his last name to William Scott….on weed?

Superhumans
They're so hot right now.

But what he won't do halfway into the season is co-star in another hilarious, Christopher Meloni guest-starring, marijuana comedy.

Then, yeah, I'd say you probably only vaguely remember what this thing is.

Puberty 2: We're Back(ne)!

The iconic 'lips and tongue' logo has been replaced by this.

We got a hacker in the AVC!!

Why would a US embargo affect the Stones' ability to travel to Cuba.
I thought they were a bunch of Englishmen??

Silver monkeys.
That ring any bells?

Did you see his Millennium Falcon cuff links and Vader socks he wore? That's my kind of red carpet attire!
I'm not sure how to make links on AVC, let me try this.

Grandmothers love him!

Every year millions of people travel to Hollywood for a shot at the slightest sliver of fame.
She actually makes it and all she wants to do is write on chalkboards….must've had one too many Snake Juices.

Wats a libary?

Noo! Malibu's Most Wanted is mah shiiiiiiiiiit.

I knew I should have paid attention to all those Scream movies! Now what do I do?
I think I'll go check out that thumping noise upstairs….

You know how it's not a good idea to start a sentence with, "I'm not racist, but.."?
I wouldn't start any sentences with, "I'm not a crazed stalker or anything…" either.
I mean, I believe you, but… *closes curtains, locks all doors and windows*

"This is Ms. New Vegas, saying, 'I'm just no good without you.'"

How much to kick him sqwar in the nyuts?