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H.A. Layne
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gg allin, the punk rock ee cummings.

Mr. Sinister was my faaaavorite (non-Venom) Marvel villain growing up. Would enjoy seeing him get some screen time.

You gotta know when to hold 'em,
Know when to Gambit..

I keep hearing I should watch this, but sometimes Spacey is so good at a roll that I still think of him as that creep from American Beauty.
Or K-Pax.

Fuller House Hotties Ranking
by a former child TGIF viewer

Because they needed jobs in racist-ass America.

Your parents just didn't have the heart to tell you that you were the bully….
*Twilight Zone theme begins to play*

Wow, I never realized so many AVCers hated Rushmore.
Jason Schwartzman earned his lifetime pass because of this movie, imo.

Somehow I've never seen Pretty In Pink, so my only knowledge of Duckie is that American Dad episode where they made him a gay guy.
So, I guess I'm on Team Blaine. Even though 'Andie and Duckie' sound like an old married couple.

Now Drumpf just needs to bring Dorf onboard as VP.

And it even has the next album's title in the lyrics!

Stacey Dash was the real winner tonight.

Is Netfux a prostitution subscription service?

Body of Evidence was the first movie I ever masturbated to. An unrated VHS tape, no less.
Alright, that one's free. Next one'll cost ya.

Well, the kids have to learn about TekWar sooner or later.

I hope someone at Paramount was fired for this blunder.

Too bad they couldn't make him Bail Organa and share the same world as Star Wars.

I love Twinkies, but every time I search for them on Pornhub they keep trying to metaphorically shove young, skinny gay dudes down my throat.

I've been saying it for years and I'll keep saying it:
Some people like crappy TV/movies! Even in a non-ironic way!

I'm still trying to beat Pokemon Blue!