She definitely makes my pants Blossom….

It's not easy being Meg.

You just blew my simple human mind, man.

It does have that same "add Spot.IM to your website' button as Disqus.

Teti purchases stock in Disqus.
Teti introduces possible new, terrible commenting system.
Users flock to Disqus-using articles, praising our old lovable fuck-up of a commenting system.
Teti makes bank.

Do you think if the Dark Tower books ever get filmed, King will play his role himself?

For a sec I thought you meant 1408 and was really confused.

Are legitimate movie posters often haphazardly hung with masking tape in NYC subways?

Wow! I figured, from her boob-shaking guest star roles, that she must have been very attractive when she was younger. But seeing that picture, all I can say is….Cuchi! Cuchi!

Will it be like every other cameo she's ever done?
Not saying she isn't a good entertainer (I have no idea), but her television cameos are terrible and exactly the same.

Pibb Xtra still holdin' it down strong.
(Seriously, why hasn't the original Mr. Pibb made a comeback in today's nostalgia-obsessed marketplace?)

Can't wait for the Hardy Boys gritty reboot.
A border patrol agent hunts down illegal immigrants….haunted by visions of his dead brother.
Coming to CBS this fall.

I hope this y2k thing works out alright.
With this momentum, Gore is a shoe-in for the presidency!

TWOW pushed back another six months after GRRM gets hooked on watching Ran at his CockToe theatre.

Spot.IM? Damn near Killed.IM!!

Nostalgic Boner

*watches Lethal Weapon 1-4 for the millionth time*

What, both sides of your family don't own separate NFL teams?
I didn't realize the poors had access to the AVC…. *shifts monocle*

Breslin's nose is all wrong, though.
How are today's youth supposed to find their fetish for big, beautiful schnozes?

Hm, so their insufferable DirectTV ads were just a stepping stone to an insufferable country music act.
But they were so good at making me feel vaguely weird when watching their HGTV show!