I remember this book. It was, and remains, one of my favorites.
Of course, I was a lonely weird loner kid, so if I had been forced to listen to it on tape…at summer camp…with a bunch of my obviously-uninterested peers….yeah, probably wouldn't hold that same special place in my heart library.

"I'll take 'Mayors I Want to Party With' for $800, Alex."

The Gospel of Mary Magdalene.

You ever see what Jesus is wearing on a crucifix….on weeeed?

People say you're a troll but,
"Should I write and direct a feature length The Big Short on every single one of my comments that you consider vague?"
is comment gold and cracked me the fuck up.

And I'm reaping all the benefits…

Be my ballentine, AVC.

*Oral-auto-vomits*

Trump just hired Jenna Jameson for his new ads.
(My porn knowledge is very early-21st century)

Yes, hence the use of "proposed."

I used to think the "shared universe" idea was awesome when Avengers first came out.
Now I throw up a little in my mouth every time a new one is proposed.

BECAUSE I DON'T ENJOY IT!!!

Except 2001 was already two years old in 2001….
That's how ahead of the times this man was Dr. is.

I know we joke about the yeti nowadays, but that shit genuinely freaked me out the first time he popped out!

Cashy. It's an emotion unavailable to 99.9% of the population.

Team Kanye, definitely.
Sure, he's weird af and can come across as an ass, but at least he's an artist.
Dre's been more of a business man for the last decade-plus. (Not that there's anything wrong with that, but the Chronic and 2001 came out a long fucking time ago.)

What the fuck does Dre know about TV??

Has there ever been a better-looking woman in Hollywood than Laura Dern?
No. No, there hasn't.

And here I am, still waiting for Summer Catch to come out on bluray.

Theodore Rex