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H.A. Layne
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Even 11-years-in-the-making passion projects?
Because YES, please, more of those.

Rewatched the films recently and there are several folks walking around Mos Eisley with spacesuits on!
Idk if they were later added in but I was wondering the same thing:
Are these humanoid creatures, who look just like humans, but can't breathe the air? Or do they just feel Linus-comfortable in their suits?

You know, Jake, you're what the French call les incompetents.

Now's the perfect time for that Dingleberries remake.

Very arcane.

Your first sentence - that's called life, sonny.

Remember all CAPS when you spell the man's name.

I can't get over the cover.
Did the marketing team (or whoever is in charge of the cover) just ask the design folks for the blandest cover imaginable?
One of the few times the "artwork pending" artwork was actually better.

Is JGL channeling Janet in that header pic?

TWO Laura Derns?
swoons

"In Europe, two McDoubles are called 'please leave our country, you fat piece of American fried ass.'"

Every morning I awake, throw open my window and scream out in anger at this now-obviously godless world that has allowed O'Neal and his snarky-ness to be taken from us AVC commentariat.

Because lame-o word 'melted' takes a whole extra 0.002 seconds to say.

Who cares when I can get two McDoubles for $2.
Ba-da-dah-dun-dahhh, I'm lovin' it (the weight gain)!

What's Sanders' opinion on Palestinian chicken? Let's get to the real nitty gritty questions, here.

Me too! I wonder if this movie will be super-serious in order to differentiate it from MacGruber?

I love Tarantino's films but bullshit like this (EVERYONE on sets should be on the same page regarding props, etc.) is what gets people killed.

Excelsior! Now that I know we'll have at least 7 seasons of it I can finally get around to starting OITNB!

Well ScarJo is playing a character named Motoko Kusanagi, so……

I was thinking '90s Surfer Sean Astin.'