Don't worry, NBC has pre-taped obits for every possible celebrity death outcome.

Definitely. Personally speaking, I can name several skateboarders (thanks various Tony Hawk games over the years!) but Dave Mirra is the only BMX star I can name off the top of my head (again, though, thanks Dave Mirra's Freestyle video games!).

John Lithgow
Kristen Johnston
French Stewart
JGL

Wow, even non-X-Games watchers know who Dave Mirra is!

Jesus fuck you guys can be assholes sometimes.

Bugs Bunny(pbuh) is dead so good luck with that.

Geez! I just thought cuck was the correct term to use there, jerkface.

Fuck you guys

This is George Lucas we're speaking of. Only the finest denim, of course.

"Carbondale. We're in…Carbondale." - GLMoNA docent Wayne Campbell.

I'm sure my parents would lease him their 30 acres of pastureland.
People enjoy driving to BFE, TX for fancy-pants museums, right?

I was going to argue with you but, after looking at his filmography, I really can't. And I'm one of the five people who actually enjoy the Hot Tub Time Machine movies (and one of two of those five who prefer HTTM 2 over the first).

Remember when, in Lethal Weapon 3, Riggs knew he met the love of his life because she had a Three Stooges screensaver or game or something really 90s-ish?

20,000 Leagues: The Power Bottom
This summer, all the power will be generated from the bottom…

Gritty reboot of Kimmy Schmidt's Daddy's Boy or gtfo.

Will the sequels use 20,001/20,002/20,003 or 21,000/22,000/23,000 in the title?
Or maybe something like 20,000 Leagues Deeper Under the Sea.

I just jerked it, like, five times to the header image.
Diff'rent strokes and all that.

How much is the toll to get into Miley's hole soul?

Hmm..I see your Schwartz is as big as mine.

Like a drifter, he was born to walk alone.