20% of the time I understand everything the article says.

At the very least Univision could give us O'Neal's non-union Mexican equivalent.

Boom, bitch!
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When I was a younger lad, and the world still seemed full of promise and wonder, I dreamed of growing up to create teaser trailers. This was before the YouTube-era so teasers seemed even more magical because, once you saw it, it was hard to see again - so it left an impact on your mind that, "Hey, this movie could be…

The best part about Goldmember was 13 year-old me swearing up and down you could see Beyoncé's nipple if you paused the (full-frame) DVD at just the right time.

Putting a space after periods and commas would do wonders for making your comments seem less…spambot-ish.

"Do I really look like I care?"
Yes. Like, SO MUCH, actually.

Not just nostalgia boners but also Elizabeth Banks boners.
Seriously, I recently rewatched WHAS and good gawhd I forget how foine she is, not to mention also being a comedic dynamo.

And they're even being released on last-gen consoles for us broke-ass boring losers!

Hopefully she gets to write some for it, too. I was way more impressed with Cristela than I expected to be.

Right? I mean, is it telling me my name is 'Me and the Apocalypse'?

Cool, I still have my ($5? $10?) Circuit City gift card from buying GTA IV there the day it was released.
Hope it still works.

I remember it smelling way better than Best Buy. Kind of like Radio Shack, but without the ganja smell wafting from the back room.

Like a rhinesto-sto-sto-stone cowboy-boy-rhinestone cowboy.

Just how many Vladimirs they got over there anyways??

Anyone else remember way back in the PS3 era when certain Sony Blurays would come with dynamic themes you could install?
I installed the Salt one for, like, a day. There were more but who can really remember those heyday times clearly.

Time to watch Good Burger in memorium.

Fucking firmaments, how do they work?

What do you know?? You killed Batman's girlfriend, ya jerk!!

I remember seeing it in theaters and having this big goofy grin on my face the whole time because of how much I was enjoying it, and then got home, read all the angry reviews and hateful comments and was very confused that people were taking this movie so seriously.
Lighten up, folks!