24: Legacy's Eric Carter takes on the Oregon Militiamen in Episode 1.
I've heard the ending of the episode, after Carter has successfully infiltrated and brought down the militia, happens like this:

"It's ok, I have a black friend awards ceremony host."

The actual reason for the delay is the MPAA just wouldn't budge on their R-rating.
Cruise keeps insisting the scene where the FeMummy shoves a metal rod up his nose and rips his brain out through his nasal cavity is intended to be romantic, not horrifying.
Bunch of fuckin' out-of-touch old fucks at the MPAA…

Native advertising at its finest.
Or, as they say en espanol: advertising de navidad.

I need someone to shit all over this theory I have about Phasma:

I was hoping the headline meant Fast 8 was going to be a combination heist-and-disaster movie.
Like Fast Five meets Deep Impact.

And then we all remember Diesel is actually preparing for the real life The Pacifier II: Paci Wagon and get a little more depressed.

There are dozens of us who prefer monogamy. Dozens!

Drew has been rastified by ten percent. Word's still out on whether or not she gets biz-zay.

To be fair, Giovanni Ribisi is punchable in everything he's in.
Good actor. Punchable face.

"Kill whitey!!" - hologram Chris Farley

"I'm related to Thomas Jefferson!"
"I'm related to Thomas Jefferson!"

This is a bot, right? Or are all these comments coming from someone currently experiencing a stroke?

Didn't he also write one about the 2012 non-apocalypse and just couldn't get it made?

And why's she have to be a Black Widow??

"Hey-a, Han So-low. How's about-a you give-a me money or I break-a your legs, and throw-a you in the Sarlac pit!? Capisce?"

But at least AOTC had Natalie Portman's Tattoine outfit….

Take my Good Wife …. Seriously!

Holy shit, the guy who directed Moon is David Bowie's son??

"B-b-but…you're bleck."