Leprechaun 8: Back 3 da Hood Again: Origins

"I'm handing out keychains." - Tom Green

Save the Last Dance was the very first DVD I owned.

I'm going to skip the True Detective season 1 and just rewatch that one .gif I have saved.
Fuckin lucky-ass Woody Harrelson.

4 years later and no, no we can't.

4 years later and no, no we can't.

Shut up, science bitch

Just got back from mailing one off….in a Halloween envelope, no less.
Slappy the Dummy was staring at me, judging me for waiting, like, two months to finally watch the 1983 Michael Ritchie film, Survivors.

I'm still offended over Krakowski's uber-racist portrayal of us rural jurors.

Ads, dear. We all hate autoplay ads.
Autoplay-ing the next episode on Netflix is a greater invention than sliced bread.

But what to do with the extra 5mm?
*unzips pants*

What do you get when William Hurt's character smokes too much Viking weed?
High Hrothgar.

Wu-Tang is for the children.

Just replace them with walkie-talkies.
Boom. Problem solved.

Ah, man, I'm starting to feel like Elizabeth Banks at the end of WHAS:FDoC

One of the last remaining vestiges of Jack Donaghey/NBC's plan to make it 1997 again through science or magic.

Maybe she can switch with Ted Danson for a better sandwich.

Oscar Isaac/Jake Johnson/David Krumholtz is the bomb in Ex Machina, yo!

"I think I've got the black lung, ArgieBargie."

Casper for the win, though.
Bill P…….er, yeah, Bill P. is the may-an!