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H.A. Layne
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They're saving him for the sequel, Tupac 2: Pac.

Hate to break it to you, but in the Special Edition release of your comment you have been replaced with a young Hayden Christensen.

False alarm! It's a Duck Dynasty beard, not one of them TALImeBANana beards.

Mission Impossible: Fantastic Voyage

That's what I hear. But I wouldn't mind Michael C. Hall having consistent work.
Personally, I stopped watching the show after they…

You keep saying that word….and it's awesome.

Seems pretty innocuous to me.
Then again, this is the Internet so I guess I mean DON'T TEASE ME WITH A DEXTER REVIVAL AND THEN YANK MY CHAIN YOU PUNK ASS JABRONIS!!!!

I'ma need Amazon to empty one of their giant vats of lube and replace it with Ecto Cooler to quench this thirst!
*smokes marijuana cigarettes, avoids searching for a job*

So where do we send our crappy YouTube videos to score that sweet AV Club Exclusive Newswire premier?

Good for Melissa Benoist!
*types up MB December Fan Letter*

"Just out of frame is a wheelbarrow full of cocaine."

Maybe they can get that Corey Hai-……eh, still too soon.

Just like American politics. Am I right, fellas?

Everybody pretend Ten Items or Less never existed and this will look interesting and unique!

I was thinking just American lore, like Fire In the Sky or John Carpenter's The Thing.
But that's a good question now that you mention it.

Winter.

I FORCE AWAKEN WHEN I SEE CHLOE MORETZ

Pitchfork gave it a solid 5.8.

I'm gonna have to go with the "it's just like, it's just like, a mini….mall!" commercial.

Every time the 20-year-old intern attempts to explain something technical to him, Stewart will just bust into his "fogey old Jew" voice and start undulating with his hands.