Next time you're in BFE, just "holla atcha boy" or whatever the youngsters say these days.

And he used to have sex with Jessica Simpson???
When did I become so jealous of Nick fuckin' Lachey?

Oh yeah? Well my two books on Amazon have sold a total of four, count 'em - 4, copies. So who's the real winner here?

I don't care what you, the AV Club or this Sam guy says… I read on Facebook where they're making a sixth season and, dammit, it's true!

Have you ever met a person, you say, "Let's get some parfait," they say, "Hell no, I don't like no parfait"? Parfaits are delicious!

Just wanted to say, I've read all the released books but missed seeing season 5 on tv and it's like I'm in a spoiler minefield of my own doing waiting for the DVDs to come out.
Apparently, I even skim articles about coloring books now, for gods sakes.

I wouldn't mind giving her a fresh fa-

Olive Films is too busy making money on the later-seasons DVD sets.
Also, they randomly released the last season on bluray, as well. I'm sure because it was broadcast in HD, but I wonder if they're planning a complete series bluray set in the future.

I'm a lover of quote-unquote crappy tv shows and movies.

I try reading Starwipe just to get that sweet O'Neal snark, but it's just not the same.

Why the fuck didn't Yahoo just partner with Netflix or Hulu or Amazon for this?
When will every company/television channel stop trying to create their own streaming service?

Step By Step joins The Drew Carey Show on "Where the hell are the complete series DVDs? The show's only been off the air for over a decade now!" list of shows I desperately need physical copies of.

Have you been re-watching the series, too?
I'm on season 7 and have been noticing that more and more.
After some Wikipedia-ing, it appears it was due to Chris Carter's belief the show needed the "skeptic vs. believer" angle…even when, like you said, Scully just saw motherfuckin proof! Apparently, even Gillian Anderson…

I try not to let trailers get me too excited, prefer to go into a movie on a blank slate.
But, dammit! This movie is going to be my SHHHIIIIIIIII- *force-choked by Vader Fanboy #1*

I'm currently in the process of writing Paul Blart III: The Six Hundred Dollar Man, can anyone summon Adam Sandler so I can get this baby started down the pipeline?

He is from Texas.
We got manners. We just don't like learnin' or minorities.

Richard Linklater pulls out of Jennifer Lawrence
film

You know she's seen some shit with those lifeless crimson robot eyes of hers…

And Jason Patric!

Still have my trusty TI-83 Plus: Silver Edition in my truck's center console, right next to the unopened package of condoms.
Doubt those two are in any way related, though.