Like a PG-rated Kim Jong Un.

Fuck.

I want an origin story on Krycek's "stupid-ass haircut."

Yes. Yes there is.

Texans (and other southerners, I assume) keep tea time alive - during whenever-o'clock, served in a big ol' glass (or mason jar) with lots of ice and about a pound of sugar per 12-ounces of tea.

"Where's Fargo at? Where the fuck is Fargo? Where's Fargo, String? String! Where the fuck is Fargo? Huh? Stringer?!"

"Poop is funny." - Frank Reynolds

Avoid the Humanoid.

*turns book upside-down*
*smiles and nods*

"You're a (fuckin' sexy) wizard, Harry!"

Look - if you're not interested in that sweet Laurel Canyon sound you can just go fuck yourself.
Seriously though, drop the groupthink. I love this site. Just hate how it's impossible to comment on the TI. Omg I know that makes me worse than Hitler Atheist Jesus, but some people have legitimate complaints with the…

You probably did. Not hating on you (I may be churlish…but not rude), I just genuinely have never seen it.
I lump the CL, the stock market, and fantasy football into the same "me no comprendo" category, anyways, so I'm probably not the brightest bulb in the…basket, or whatever, anyways.

Well fine. I'll just take my banal comments and go home, then.

The calls are coming from inside the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences building!

Seriously.
What, was Dr. No not available when they were trying to design their villainous-looking lair?

And tattoos!
Don't you know a person covered in tattoos can be anything they want: a doctor, lawyer, a rabbi, an FBI agent…anything!

The AVC has so many "secret handshakes" that even I, who has been a reader since '06, have no fucking clue how to get in on.

I kept reading it in an excited Cousin Andy voice.

Ant-Man and the W.A.S.P.s

Qwikster stands ready with its shiv.