Who gets to play Dimebag - Laurence Fishburne or Sam Jackson?

I just text an emoji to them like my girlfriend the actress who placed a restraining order against me.

Twilight Time: 50 Shades None More Darker

I must've went to the bathroom during this Thor In A Cave scene the AVC keeps harping on, because I sure as hell don't remember any Thor In A Cave scene.

Isn't the Landfill joke in Beerfest a play on City Slickers II: The Legend of Curly's Gold?
I guess Jack Palance doesn't get a mention because he played twins in two separate movies.

Who are the five greatest rappers, ever?
Dy-lon, Dy-lon, Dy-lon, Dy-lon, Dy-lon!

Then tell Bumblebee to remove the gun pointed at my head.

'Cause AARP mem-bers get great dis-counts!

And where the hell is that Beverly Hills Cop tv show?

Well you didn't say you hated his voice before…

Wait…Trump is FOR single-payer health care?
*considers throwing dead raccoon on head as a sign of support*

It's the End of the World as We Know It (And You're Fired)

Well that's dumb. Just listen to them, don't watch them.
What, do you not like Led Zeppelin because Robert Plant did silly things with his hands during performances?
Do you not like the Rolling Stones because Mick Jagger cock-walks around the stage?
Do you not like Rosemary's Baby or The Pianist just because the director…

I played The Bends during a long trip with my extremely redneck father. He loved it.
Not like, go out and buy everything they own love it, but he was genuinely interested in it. (Usually he's condescending to the music I play, so I know he was being sincere.)

Louie is a show that I don't hate….but I just can't watch it. Not if I don't want to sink into depression.
Not sure why, either. I'm under 30, no kids, no wife or ex-wife…but that show just brings me down and puts me in a weird funk like no other.

I think book 4 was the first time I've ever bawled my eyes out from reading a book. And for a character that was just introduced in that book, too!

"I hate Led Zeppelin!" - has only heard five most popular songs on radio.
"I hate Radiohead!" - stopped listening after fucking Pablo Honey.
"I hate Paul Thomas Anderson for casting an actor I hate in a movie I'll never watch!" - casts Sandler in one of the last roles where he actually gave a shit.

I didn't consider myself a Kanye fan, just a My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy fan.

He's All That

To be fair, HLN's The Nighy Show with Bill Nighy is more entertaining than its CC counterpart.