Rb Low tk er jerbs!

Officer Meow Meow Fuzzyface on patrol, putting jabronis in their place.

Don't you have more terrible screenplays to be writing, Mr. Lindelof?

And if Dan's depressing columns are any indication, she'll be stepping out on you for another man in no time!

For some reason Bernie Bott's ayahuasca-flavored jelly beans never took off.

True in Texas, as well, I just didn't want to give you guys all my good stuff in one post.

Have you been looking in my "101 Jokes to Tell Your Non-Texan Friends" book?
It goooes….
"Hi, I'm your waitress. What'll you folks have to drink?"
"I'll have a Coke, please."
"Oooh, sug, I'm sorry, we don't have Coke. Will Pepsi work?"
(stares a stare of 1,000 mean stares) "I'll have water."

I treat it like food:
If I want a meal (great picture and sound quality - have to fire up the PS3), go with Blu-ray.
If I'm looking for something quick and easy, go with Netflix (Fire Stick - just have to change channel and it's on).

Looks like somebody has a case of the Mondays…

Human Centipede 4-D

Actually, it's really more of a technicality…
I don't…I don't actually have any black friends….
*sad star wipe*

Right? I'm white and always carry far more drugs than my black friends!

They get to be sold as concubines, turned into pillars of salt, drug and rape their father, and then even the good ones who don't have sex still get pregnant!

Can't be that popular of a book… I've never read it.

John 11:35

I've got a Virtual Boy gathering dust if you're interested in putting ridiculous objects on your face.

It's actually a rare photograph of Jack White in a baseball cap.

Today in 'People on Internet have Differing Viewpoints' - I genuinely, in a non-contrarian way, love all three films and watch them at least a couple times a year.
I agree the 2nd is definitely a step down but they're all three good fun, imo.
Then again, maybe my love of Sonnenfeld films overcomes the shortcomings…

THE PARTY WAS NICE, THE PARTY WAS PUMP-INNN!!

I love the fact that the guy who just straight-up unnerves me in Full Metal Jacket can make me bust up laughing out loud by just thinking of him in MIB.
He gives, like, 700% in all his roles (that I've seen); it's great.