No, it's zeb-ra.

Metallica with the San Francisco Symphony

*pokes head into comment thread*
Y'all sayin' Texas ain't real?
Oh, hexes? Good. 'Cuz Texas is real.

What's the over-under that his resignation has something to do with the Pope's visit.
Did Johnny Catholic finally have his Come To God moment?

You try rhyming Spectre with anything other than sphincter.

They could always just pull a later-seasons Simpsons and reset the timeline to match present day.

I'm, uh…*short, villainous snort* going to need you to back off my girlfriend.
Daisy's mine. (Jets out of this comment thread in floating igloo thing)

It's like when Mia Thermopolis finally whipped her cookies out, sugar. I mean, sure I wanted to see them, but I didn't actually need to see them. Sometimes super-hot royalty just needs to keep up the mystery.

Jack White, blowing off steam and letting loose: http://images2.fanpop.com/i…

Writing about time travel is hard! I keep trying, but everything I end up with is just Back to the Future 1, 2 or 3

Prometheus II: Alien: Paradise Lost: Fuck You, Blomkamp, I Do What I Want

G Dub was a ginger??
Gross!

And now you're making letters up???

Comedy Central played a mini-SP marathon before tonight's episodes and two of them were the aborted fetus episodes - one where Cartman sells them to build his own Shakey's Pizza and the other where Christopher Reeves literally snaps fetuses open and sucks them like crawfish (and fights HACK-MAN!).
I wonder if all these…

Hey, don't jump down our throats just because we don't share your dream of one day bangin' Caitlyn Jenner.

For what? Using an s in apologize?

I'm loving Rob Lowe's 'James-Woods-in-the-80s/early-90s-style' voice work he's doing on the show. Gives his Novak character that 'don't know what's coming next' edge.

"I don't know anything about immigration policies…but MY immigration policy is to FUCK. THEM. TO. DEATH!!" - who said it, Garrison or Trump?

Always, dude. Always.

Hey, uh, Wafflicious.. *looks at camera, snickers* Who, uh… *poorly attempts to hold laughter inside* wholovesorangesoda? *bursts out laughing*