Eastbound & Down

When will us white, 18-40 year-old males finally have a tv show of our own??

I happen to have a couple Hawkwind LPs and a Crosley record player!
Just email me your name, mailing address, Soc. Security number and mother's maiden name and you, too, could win!

Did you ever play the N64 game? (was probably on other systems, too, I'm sure)
I probably rented it so much I could have just bought it by that point.

I got a rock.

I go by Red Dwarf rules, so virtual reality jackin' it is totally rad!

Shit, I'm currently unemployed. I'll throw my hat in the ring. I'll even do it for $1 less than the lowest offer. Ok, fine, I'll pay you, Universal.

I liked lamp.
But he knows what he did…

Mister Mxyzptlk?

LISTEN UP ALL YOU JABRONIS!!
Ok, now that I have your attention….
Why, with the perfect storm of nostalgia-revived products going on for the last, what, five years or so, has muthafuckin' original Mr. Pibb not been re-introduced???
Why are we, as a nation, still content with the EXXXTREME 90z Pibb Xtra bullshit (which…

It used to be my guilty pleasure show, now it's my "if you don't like it then fuuuck you" show.

At first I didn't like his character but now I can't imagine SVU without him.
Plus the way he throws shade at everyone makes me lol irl.

Ice T's The Mikado was a sight to behold.

"Marky got with Sharon, Sharon got Sherice
She was sharin' Sharon's outlook on the topic of disease
Mikey had a facial scar, and Bobby was a racist
They were all in love with dyin', they were doin' it in Texas

Ta-Nehisies is my shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii- *blown up by lightning-strike-tornado-fireball*

Everything I need to know about Africa I learned from Toto.

Verily, yea, he is the Ja Rule of a new generation.

Any love for "Black Diamond Bay" off Desire?
It's always sounded like a…spiritual cousin to "Hurricane"

When did Father Elijah start taking his merry band of holograms on tour?

"Yes, there was an attack on American soil while my brother was in office, but let me ask you this: Was there another?" —Jeb Bush, probably